Just Joking

What do you get if an outlet plays the piano?

A cord.

When do clothes get up?

10:shirty.

What do you give a parade if it gets hurt?

A band aid.

Why was the letter B hot?

Because it needed AC.

What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Root beer.

What is a clown’s favorite place to play?

A juggle gym.

What is a polar bear’s favorite texture?

Rubrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

luca's jokes

What is a dog's favorite color?

Pupple.



What did the wild animal teacher say to her wild animal students when they left?

Be sure to get in lion.




Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita drink of water.


Knock knock.

Who's there?

August.

August who?

August of wind!



What do you call a cat who puts a baby goat to bed?

A kidnappurrrrr!