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Here's a bit of a chuckler from the timesonline.


The New Scientist gave it the name nominative determinism - the idea that there is a link between people's names and their occupation.
In their book Yes!, Goldstein, Martin and Cialdini cite the classic piece of research that supports the idea that nominative determism really exists. A study of the rolls of the American Dental Association shows that more people called Dennis become dentists than you would expect if the choice of profession were purely random.
And now we have the exquisitely named Bernard Madoff, making off with his client's cash.
Here are my top 10 examples of nominative determinism.
1. Theodore Hee. Mr T. Hee was responsible for most of the early comic storylines for Walt Disney films.
2.Cardinal Sin. The classic example, I think. Jamie Sin was an Archbishop of the Roman Catholic Church of the Philippines. Wikipedia helpfully notes: "His name should not be confused with "cardinal sin", which is synonymous for the seven deadly sins"
3. Judge Judge. In July of this year Sir Igor Judge was appointed Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales.
4. Amy Freeze. Fox News Chicago's Chief Meteorologist could hardly have chosen a different profession. Save, perhaps, setting pay for Government employees.
5. Patty Turner. The inevitable name of the wife of McDonald's CEO Frank Turner.
6. Governor Blagojevich. The man responsible for introducing Americans to the British slang term "blag" which as the dictionary puts it means "To rob, steal [origin unknown]"
7. Dr Fred Grabiner. This is what the internet is for. A forum on appropriate names yields this brilliant moniker for a gynaecologist.
8. J. W. Splatt and D. Weedon. The New Scientist campaign was spurred on by the discovery of these two authors of an article on incontinence in the British Journal of Urology (vol 49, pp 173-176, 1977).
9. Usain Bolt. Surely his surname influenced the career of the world's fastest man? The same cannot be said of Marina Stepanova. This is the ideal name for an elite hurdler. But she earned her first titles under her maiden name of Marina Makeyeva, so her name can't have influenced her choice of career. Perhaps, though, it influenced her choice of husband.
10. Paige Worthy. Nominative determism has also fascinated the Freaknonomics blog ever since they discovered this fact checker for Good magazine.



Of course, if there's any vaildity to the premise, I should expect a career change to the luncheon services business as the "honest hot dog man"...or something like that...right? (You're probably wondering is it the man or the hot dog that's honest. I'd say that's a real good question. I'll work on the branding). Anywho, I thought it was good for a laugh.

Jolly good

Courtesy of my nephew Ryan, it has come to my attention that dozens of English people have written fake reviews of the Bic Crystal Ballpoint pen on Amazon UK going back to 2007.

Follow the link to amazon UK and scroll down to the customer reviews. The 1 star reviews are especially good. Some of the comments and titles are individually very funny (see for instance 'Left handers beware', 'Use caution in a medical setting' and 'Not edible') but the true wondrousness here is that there are 181 comments - all false - all trying to outdo each other in creativity and humor (or should I say humour).

If you like your yuks the way you like your gin (dry) peruse if you have some time to kill and can tolerate some good old fashioned, unfiltered Britishness.

Happy Winter! (kinda...you know how I hate the cold)

I thought I'd recommend something for the kiddies to do for each other during the yucky,boring winter months...write each other letters! Well,pictures really. Who doesn't love getting old-fashioned mail?

Luke sent a picture to Ma and Luca (I thought Luca would especially love it since he reads and all!)by mail, put it in the blue box by himself. Very proud indeed.

And I'm going to have him do pictures little by little for all his cousins.

He would LOVE to get something if you want to have your kids do the same?

Just a thought!