I love you too, Lisette.

Lisette had borrowed a small amount of money from me over break and thus decided to pay me back via check, which I received in the mail today.

The return address was to "Prettyface Brewster," and upon seeing that I was hardly surprised that the letter was addressed to "Aloise 'Dogface' Brewster."

Figuring that was all, I opened the envelope, and what did I find but a note along with the payment:

"Dear Al Pat Brew,
You're hideous and you stink and here's your damn friggin mula! You stink.
Love, Lisette"




Just in case anyone had missed the vital part of my relationship with Lisette, where the more rude she is to me, the more affection is shown. I think.