And we've wondered: Where the heck are Catherine, Cy, Cathy and Brent?
Yes folks, below we have the remaining lineup of the non-participants:
Now, lest we get offended that in 11 months none of the above have done so much as COMMENT on our dear blog, I propose we put ourselves in their shoes. After all, there are MANY things that could keep any one of us from even clicking on the Brewsters Millions link on our bookmarks -- what! you don't have it bookmarked??
But I digress. In a spirit of charity, I propose that we explore the many reasons our beloved sisters and brothers have ignored, nay spurned this joint effort to stay in touch.
And thus, the challenge to YOU dear fellow blogger is to tell us:
What are they doing that is keeping them from partaking???
Yours in an effort to understand,
Annie
21 comments:
Far be it from me not to lead by example. I propose that...
Catherine is at the local barrio looking for a new Latin flame.
Cathy is reprimanding someone earnestly.
Cy is mapping out the shortest route to Colorado.
Brent is getting a tattoo of an amp on his ass.
In Catherine's defense...she did leave the barrio once (maybe twice) for a quick comment.
Still, it's a shameful showing.
C'est vrais??
Are you sure?
Oh. And Brent is still looking for Arson. That son of a gun.
Brent is playing with matches.
Cy is standing next to Brent showing him the proper way to play with matches.
Cathy is saying many sharp things in her native tongue
Catherine is putting something sharp into her tongue like so many natives
Martha, awesome. I laughed out loud.
Notice I did not use "lol".
To all those people who do that...I hate you.
And Frank, about Cy, perfecto!
Brent is writing rap lyrics about a girl named Destinee.
Cy is giving alcohol to animals.
Cathy is trying to get Ochito to eat something by singing a Peruvian tune.
Catherine is reliving her youth at a rave.
How about.......
Catherine is overworked and hasn't time to do laundry or sleep(literally) let alone comment on the site.
Cy is never home.
Brent is finding himself.
And Cathy has her hands full.
While all these are the reality, they might actually get the peaceful reprieve from life's twists and turns by taking the time to check this treasure, might get a needed "LOL" by participating in this amazing connection.
(BTW>>>Cathy asked me last week for the address again since she had lost it, maybe we'll hear at least from her soon)
Shmalz! Way to deliva.
Norm - um, could you POST an answer?? You're officially a lurker on this comment box. Stop commenting until you put some effort forth.
Mojo - typically nice response. I'd love to see some teeth next time though. We KNOW they're busy. Not 11 months of silence busy. That's just plain disrespectful, and they have some making up to do. This is part of that penance.
Everyone else, I look forward to your input. You have no idea how many ideas I nixed because they were "too mean." Help a girl out.
Catherine's sweating and covered in flower b/c the factory got a wire mix-up and cheesecakes are flying everywhere in all different shapes and flavors.
All the while, Cy is practicing his "Whale of a Tale" routine for when he gets back on the ship,
As Cathi translates it into Spanish
And Brent adds killer beats and a chicka-chicka rap solo (A *&^%ing Whale of tale, my bro Cy's gotta sale, don't talk no smack-to-me, 'bout my sista's fac-to-ry)
Oh, but let us not forget Jimmy and Sean, both of whom are shaking there heads -- Jimmy at Cy's ridiculous song and dance, hoping Luke isn't seeing an of it (Willie's already dancing along..) and Sean, who find's Catherine's mixup to be terribly unprofessional - it would never happen at the 4 Seasons.
SHABAM!
Catherine is still scratching her head. Why are Birkenstocks so hard to find in CT?
Cy wouldn't understand because he jumped ship on Boulder quicker than you can slip a Croc off a dirty foot.
Brent visited Boulder once. If he was still there, maybe he'd be posting. But the flies on the East coast are so distracting.
Cathi would rather visit millions of Brewsters that Brewsters Millions.
Sean would comment, but he's completely spent after experiencing the full commentary version of the new Transformers DVD.
And Jim, who jumped out on the BM scene like a boner in sweatpants with his winner-of-the-caption-contest post, has retreated, like so many a scared turtle, fearful he can never top that first post.
mary, you sneak.. i saw that subtle change
If you guys can keep this going, I will be a Happy Momma!
D&D hillarious!
What?
Yeah, well I'm an editor.
This is really funny. For obvious reasons, I'll remain a lurker.
AAAAAARRRRRRR
Clearly, they could all simply be on the lamb...
Cy, fearful of the clutch of the Dennis (and God knows what else...) is taking comfort in the high seas.
Cathy, though comforted now by a green card, may still be wondering if the IRS has found her many "social security numbers".
Catherine, who knows that even in BOULDER pot is still illegal, is hiding in the hills of Manchester.
And Brent. Ah Brent. There are only so many precincts in this world.
Billy! Billy don't you lose my number! Cuz you're not anywhere that I can find you!
Cy is busy counseling Joe for the time I threw him out of the house for peeing on the bathroom floor.
Cathy is busy yelling at Cy to build them a bathroom floor.
Brent doing donuts rings around the driveway in an attempt to log in "driving hours".
While Catherine watches on, blowing smoke rings, attempting relaxation.
Jim is
Cy is in the town hall signing people up for courses on how to know everything about everything...and how to make sure those around you know it.
Cathy is in the kitchen slaving over a 10 course meal including an elaborate Winnie the Pooh cake.
Catherine is getting something peirced.
Brent is hiding out in the basement so he doesn't have to bring any wood in, or take any garbage out.
Sean, although not a fan of Transformers, is busy watching the entire library of Bond movies.
Jim is teaching his boys yet another way to describe poop and farts.
....and why haven't the Chads been mentioned yet??
Chad A is off in a corner drinking wine and trying to concoct his latest witty moment.
Chad B is busy going for the highest score in Guitar Hero while explaining to Martha the genius that is the G4 network.
Oh snap, Norm. That was a good one about Chad A.
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