An expert from the morning email from my boss:
"Happy Monday cast members! Remember we are on stage, and our guests have arrived and never need to know the challenges we are having behind the curtain. It's our job to do what is necessary for the show to go on!!!!"
He recently took a trip to Disney World and, overcome by the magical customer service, has implemented the rule that we have to pretend to be characters on stage. I still don't really know what that means. I guess I'll be Ariel? All I know is he is pacing up and down the cubicle isles shouting "Don't let the audience throw tomatoes at you!"
Just in case you guys mistook your life to be more lame than mine.
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This is the funniest thing that I know right now.
Holy crap this is good.
Awesome.
And by awesome, Nora means:
"Ok. Act I Scene I opens, and there is Ariel singing to the gods of the Underworld. Now the screen fades away..."
Nora only WISHES she could work there Lisette. She would rule that middle aisle, she would RULE it.
Here's the line:
________________________________
Here's Martha:
X
I just started laughing so hard that I fell into a nearly uncontrollable coughing fit.
Martha, you are a beast.
I thought it was amazing that a boss would have so little perspective.
Annie, you are my new favorite sister.
Nora, I believe Annie is supporting me here. I see no x ON the line, thus, not crossing it. No, Annie? Some clarification please.
Well, you're right and wrong.
I AM supporting you.
BECAUSE you went way over the line, and so skillfully.
So Norm, I can still be your best sister, right???
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