I can only assume this article was written because Somers is building the "Shady Lake Retirement Center," (Probably the creepiest name -- it's bound to be haunted. Did that boy really die from diving into the lake??) and has just added a Geislers (Yahoo!!! Mom doesn't need to go into "town" anymore to get bread and butta!). Either way, I thought this article might make Dad appreciate living in a town he hates, yet has been residing in for over 25 years.
Probably not, though.
http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/moneymag/0707/gallery.BPTL_top_100.moneymag/53.html
"The Cultural Commission hosts everything from art shows to tea parties to an annual concert series." Mom, we missed the tea parties! SHIT!
3 comments:
Umm, "revitalizing it's downtown"? How does one revitalize the non-existent.
Lisette, this is hilarious.
What do you mean? Mom and I have been going to the teas for years. And as far as cultural revitalization goes, Brent and the flies are doing a concert in the green this summer. Can you say: "gonna get me a grill."
When I say "grill" I'm not talking about cooking. Google "grill + rap" to see what I mean. As in:
http://tinyurl.com/44xnvu
or
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grill_(jewelry)
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