Cosmo's in the Hospital

Clare's Maserati shit the bed this weekend so I arranged for it to be towed to Rich's this morning. Called the Sears towing service at 0900. The tow truck showed up at 1615. I called Rich to say the car was on its way and informed him if he left it outside locked up there was a special way to get in in the morning:

"Well, Rich if you lock the car there's only one way to get in. The key only works for the trunk , so open the trunk and you'll see what looks like a fishing line. Pull on this (no this isn't a fart joke) and it will open the left rear door." He said: "Well, Cy, in thirty years this is a first."

I'm sure he chalked it up to a Brewster eccentricity -- He wouldn't have understood if I had tried to explain it was my son-in-law, what's-his-name, who was responsible (you know, the guy with the cowlick and no socks).