I am very proud of you. You've just spent 7 nights in total darkness without uttering a single complaint. You've kept the house warm, lived off bread and water and honey, and barely showered (yet still smell fresh!). You have truly lived up to our Brewster pioneer heritage.
Dear Mother:
Hmm. (eyeroll) Haven't seen a lot of you these days. (eyeroll) Not quite sure what you've been doing. (eyeroll) Whatever it was, you sure as shit weren't listening to this song.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
She's been standing by her children!! First Brewster boys, then o'maholey girls, then Henrietta and Lucia at Catherine's! This over a week straight!
But yes. She picked a hell of a week. Smart girl.
Mom, next time you'll need tp swing by NYC.
I'm guessing my man had and has my back on this one.
As to you, Lisette? You know where the door is!
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