It begins by waking up at 6:30 to stay in work mode (read: I actually wake up at 8). I make some coffee, put on James Horner Pandora, and immediately begin writing Aloise emails. She doesn't seem to mind...
I think about doing some deconstructed cereal, but decide against being a slug. Slug season is over.
Instead I decide to learn how to poach an egg because Clare said she can poach an egg and how can Clare poach an egg and I can't? The result is beautiful. I immediately email Aloise to tell her.
"Bon appétit!" Julia Childs
I feel accomplished. I think about doing some homework but then think more heavily about what I'm going to wear to Dad's party:
Hate em all. Let's check Zappos.
Hey, hey, I can wear this! Wait - is that me? Pretty sure that's me. If it sounds like a duck and quacks like a duck! (Right, Mom?) I'm getting it!!!
Then my sh*tty, ungrateful roommate reminds me I'm semi-unemployed.
H and hole. Back to square one:
I can't deal, so I put on a Ted Talk about working with your limitations instead of against them ("EMBRACE THE SHAKE") and decide to make dinner for later and another coffee because I still don't want to do homework.
"Bon appétit!" Julia Childs
Inevitably, I return to the important stuff.
Alarmingly, I realize one of the dresses works perfectly! EMBRACE THE SHAKE! The rooms and I celebrate and I immediately email Aloise to tell her.
With that feat conquered, I can't avoid my responsibilities...
"Never put off till tomorrow what can be done today!" Mark Twain
But it's so painful that I have to stop (Sorry, Mark). I go on a walk with Ian and find a little cozy house in West Hartford that is for sale and I love and will be perfect for Christmas time.
Then my a$$hole, selfish roommate tells me it's over $450k and I'm semi-unemployed.
"You can't always get what you wa-a-ant" The Stones and Cy
Anyway, this is my day, sort of. This is probably the worst post I've ever written, which is pretty terrible considering I've spend a decent amount of time on it to avoid finishing homework. Which leads me to 10 pm and lots left to do.
"Offer it up!" - Mom











9 comments:
You're awesome, Blossom.
And what did that brussel sprout dish turn into?
Well. You just made my morning :)
No, great post! (And your eggs, surprisingly, look way better than mine.)
Hilarious!
are you kidding?? LOL-ing over here,as I prepare to change my carrots recipe from 8ppl to 50, HA. GREAT read. you are one of the funniest people I know! I love you
lol-ing....that was a joke for dad :)
btw....James Horner on in background right now.
Field of Dreams!!
Ha!
Tell your roommate that venison is my 5th favorite protein.
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