In the Kitchen with Lisette

Hello, folks! I know what you're thinking: Where are those pictures of the party? It's been weeks! I'm workin' on 'em, k! In the meantime, I thought it PRESSING that I share with you a most glorious discovery of healthy, two ingredient pancakes, via my pal Molly. 

(Shout out to my girl, Molly! Heeeey, girl!)

But, YES, 2, t-w-o, ingredient pancakes. No kidding. Follow along, now.

Okay, so above is more than two ingredients but, to be clear, the only ones you need are one banana and two eggs. The baking powder and cinnamon are entirely optional. The honey is for topping (sub: peanut butter or maple syrup) and the tea is for me to delicately sip from a charming mug with my initial on it. It's "L" for Lisette, btw. 

(NOTE: Dad has not inquired about my honey supply for some time now. If he had, he would know that I'm flat out, causing me to buy this adorable little bear. Don't mind him, if I'm being honest.)

Now, some of you might be thinking, "A banana and two eggs?? That's not possible!" Well, that's exactly the sentiment of my ignorant, selfish roommate:

All quiet from the peanut gallery, please.

Whatever you do, don't listen to that moron and pull out these things:

Step 1: Mash up the banana

Step 2: Crack two organic, cage-free eggs 

Step 3: Add a pinch of baking soda and cinnamon

Mix together and add small ladle-fulls into a pan set to medium heat. 

These cook quickly and only need a minute on each side. 

"How easy is that?" - Barefoot Contessa

So easy!

At this point, it's probably best to tell your lazy, ignorant, selfish roommate 

to get out of bed so he can eat this words.

He might turn and pretend not to hear you because he's lazy and ignorant and selfish, 

but there's no denying he'll be smelling the goodness cooking next door.

"Bon appétit, idiot." - Julia Childs, amended

Because here is what results:

That's right. 5 flapjacks, coated with a wee bit of butter (is it organic?) 

and honey not provided by the Captain.

You might light an apple candle and pull out some easy reading provided by your fella. 

What is football? Hut hut hut? 

"Football is like life: it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice,

dedication, and respect for authority." Vince Lombardi

Whatever.

I'm telling you guys, these are good. They obviously don't taste like pancakes, 

but what they do taste like is the inside of a piece of french toast. 

"How bad can that be?" Barefoot Contessa

Not bad at all. Just ask my idiot, ass of a roommate:

"Bon appétit!" Julia Childs