And this will be me momentarily. Well I can't leave it all day for Chad to do tonight. If I get sprayed. Oh man. Damn it Chad trying to catch another groundhog!
YouTube you better be right 99% chance I won't get sprayed!
If Chad finds you under the dining room table when he gets home, he'll know you've been sprayed. Remember Cali? That was where she went in her shame - couldn't even stand herself after a run in with a skunk.
Shoot the animal? Goodness no. Where is the theater in that? No, I think a good water boarding and then slow, tortuous drowning is what's called for here. Something Tarantino (and Chad) would be proud of.
I so hope you get sprayed . . . Just for the story, no hard feelings. We just stocked up on a pallet of tomato paste from Costco, let us know if you end up needing it. Hahaha, can't wait.
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Been there several times -- a couple grams of lead does the trick for me.
If Chad finds you under the dining room table when he gets home, he'll know you've been sprayed.
Remember Cali? That was where she went in her shame - couldn't even stand herself after a run in with a skunk.
Ha, Mary! I'm dying here.
Shoot the animal? Goodness no. Where is the theater in that? No, I think a good water boarding and then slow, tortuous drowning is what's called for here. Something Tarantino (and Chad) would be proud of.
Let us know how you made out!
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Frank you're sick. Only a sick mind would come up with such a gross fantasy.
I so hope you get sprayed . . . Just for the story, no hard feelings. We just stocked up on a pallet of tomato paste from Costco, let us know if you end up needing it. Hahaha, can't wait.
Thanks Schmitt, you something or other.
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