What do you get if an outlet plays the piano?
A cord.
When do clothes get up?
10:shirty.
What do you give a parade if it gets hurt?
A band aid.
Why was the letter B hot?
Because it needed AC.
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer.
What is a clown’s favorite place to play?
A juggle gym.
What is a polar bear’s favorite texture?
Rubrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
5 comments:
Thank you Luca. I am going to tell these hilarious jokes to the buritos. You're a funny dude.
Luca and I spent an awesome hour together last week.
With no iPad to distract him, he asked could we look for "H" words.
We "found" almost 200!
You rock, Luca!
Luca, when are you going to publish your joke book? I'll buy the first one.
Man. I needed that.
Man. I needed that.
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